It's a baby!

I am feeling very sorry for myself in bed today so I thought I would update my blog with a post that goes live just after I write it!

I have been working on a few posts but none are ready to publish yet, I have not let my blogging bug escape me again I promise,  In fact it is co-habitating in my body with a nice bug that's making me feel like crap at the moment! ACHOOOOO.

 I am just making super special effort on my posts, one in particular is about a subject I feel very passionate about and I think I owe it to the person it is about to do a good job so I am taking my time. :)

I totally over exerted myself yesterday at Thorpe Park and my body is feeling it! - I think I mentioned I was a bit worried about how my body would handle the day out, well let me tell you, I feel like I have been dragged along a roller coaster track by my shoe lace, bumping onto everything on the way up, down, round and round but it was a very fun day.

We had the buy one get one free tickets not that they helped, it cost £91 something to get in, disgusting price really, we did not budget for that, it would have been cheaper to buy all 4 of us a ticket in advance but hey ho, you  learn as you go...

I give 10 out of 10 for all the rides, I've been there a million times before but obviously haven't tried the latest rides and I am impressed with The Swarm but think Saw is still the best. :) eww I feel sick thinking about going upside down...

We did try to buy photos but there was always a problem which was a bit disappointing but not the end of the world.

Tomorrow if Argos stick by their word I get to play GTA5 ahh the excitement is making me aching all over and sneezing every 5 minutes that much more bearable.  KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED FOR ME PLEASE!

I was naughty and treated myself to some makeup.  It was the first time this year I had bought foundation and there is only so many times you can scrape the bottom of a makeup pot!

I won't say how much I paid as certain people who read my posts simply just to spy on me will throw rocks at me but omg it is AMAZING stuff and worth every little penny.  I'm sure if you're clever enough you can Google how much I paid anyway...  A girl has to feel good about herself so this month my face took the priority it deserves lol.

I got a collection of Bare Minerals bits and bobs, I am so bad at beauty reviews and can never be bothered to take photos so you'll just have to take my word for it, it is the ONE.  It covers your face flawlessly and it looks like there is nothing there!  So natural.  It also stayed on through out the whole of Thorpe Park which if I say so myself is a proper set of makeup!

I also just wanted to add a little snippet to congratulate every single one of my friends that have announced they are pregnant over the last few weeks, that is a bug I haven't caught yet ;) ha ha, can only catch so many at one time ;) but yes, congratulations to all of you, I am so excited :D and jealous even if it's always great to love a kid from a far and give it back when it poops. :)

x

Friday's Letters

Dear Readers, It's been a while.  I swear I say that EVERY TIME.  But hey ho, thanks for sticking around. I love you :-)

Dear Jayde, your letter is so very nearly on it's way, I was going to just stick a first class stamp on it but I am so paranoid it won't get to you as it isn't enough postage.  They measure how fat envelopes are these days, next time i'll make sure I put my paper on a diet.  The simple solution would be to just go to the post office and get it measured, however, I REFUSE to do this now as when I worked in Human Resources I was in the post office quite a lot, well, every day so the staff got used to me. On two occasions since I left the job the woman in there has told me how much weight I have put on.  HORRIFYING, I actually wanted to cry, she did it twice too! TWICE!!!!! Turns out it's not just how fat the envelopes are that's important now...

Dear Holiday, Last time I wrote to you I said, 'I wish I was still going on you.  This is the third holiday in a row I have looked forward to and had to cancel, CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE!' I am now saying that I should have been on you now but I am very happy that I am not, well, I say very happy, it would have been nice, no one ever would rather sit in rainy England over somewhere exotic but I am glad I didn't go so everyone with ulterior motives can pipe down and concentrate on their own little lives.

Dear Karma, Oh baby how I love you!

Dear Weekend, I must be the only person in the world that doesn't ever look forward to you but this weekend I am :-) BANK HOLIDAY and I am going away, woo!

Dear 24th Birthday, I know you're 5 months away but I am booking you today! EXCITED! the last two years have taught me you have to plan ahead or you just end up sitting at home watching TV with a take away, you only have 1 birthday a year and I don't see why mine has to suck every time so neurgh! people can't say no with 5 months notice :-D (not that my birthday ever has sporadically chronologically changed)


x

xxxx

Listen to your heart

I feel like a broken record.  Every post I do on here seems to be an apology for not posting for ages.

I have been going through a hell of a lot and the last few months really has made me realise who my real friends are.  Another cliche comment but so, so true.

I won't go into exactly what's been going on as 1. you do not want to read/listen to me moan. 2. It is far too complicated and as much as it helps for me to write about things as a form of release, people can be nasty and I know that it probably won't reach all of the right people and the people that have taken the time to know everything already don't need to know again... ANDDDDD BREATHE.

I hope that made sense, words are coming out of my brain and being typed into this blogger page at a million miles an hour and if I can't make sense of it in my head, God forbid you find it easy to take on board from this post...  

I am trying to be more positive in life but it is hard.  It is a hell of a lot easier to shoot down the people making your life difficult in retaliation to their cruel behaviour.  Especially when you seem to be the only person bothering to be nice and making the effort.

I am also going through a battle in my head about ever sticking up for myself again.  When you don't stick up for yourself you get told, 'They only do it because you're a push over and let them,' but when you do stand up for yourself you get 'It's because you react,'.  Either way people are still nasty and still get away with it.  Either way I am still hurting, either way the nasty ones still seem to come out on top...

I hope that in time, I can just smile and bless the people that make me feel like this!

I am not going to bore you with much more as I can't seem to come up with much more to write about which is probably because I am tired and verrrrrry hungry, this Gluten free diet is killing me! Literally... I crave all the food I can't eat and then I just hit a point where I stuff my face with it then face the consequences... whoops!  Add my dislocating limbs and the fact I cannot get a job and blah!

oh happy days :-)

x

East Enders - everybody's talking about it

While I was in the shower yesterday my thoughts turned to East Enders.  Don't ask why, my life clearly hasn't got enough of it's own drama...

The last episode I see was the one where Alfie proposes to Roxie.

I was just thinking back on their characters history.

Roxie was married to Alfie's ex wife's cousin, Shaun.  So at one point of their lives, Alfie's ex wife Kat and wife-to-be Roxie, even if it wasn't at the same time, both had the surname 'Slater' and were related by marriage.

I then went on to think that the pub Roxie and Alfie live in was the place Roxie's Dad was murdered by Alfie's ex wives other cousin Stacey... who, also used to be Roxie's sister-in-law...

Roxie's sister also stole Alfie's and his ex wives baby after her son (Roxie's nephew) died and brang him up as her own until the guilt got too much.

Roxie also was in a relationship with Alfie's cousin Michael who also happened to impregnate Alfie's wife at the time with the child that Roxie's sister later stole.

Roxie's Dad also raped Roxie's ex sister-in-law in the pub they live in.

Add to the fact Jean lives with Alfie and Roxie who happens to be Roxie's ex mother-in-law and mother of the woman who murdered her Dad but also Alfie's ex Cousin-in-Laws Mother? ooo errrr

FATAL ATTRACTION RIGHT THERE!

So whenever you think life is unfair just think of all the suffering the fictional people of Walford are going through as well as the fact the life expectancy level for Walford is about 23.  Dot Cotton being the one person that comes to mind that hasn't been killed off a 'Spring Chicken,'

A dream about Jayde

I had the strangest dream last night about my friend Jayde.  She was last to talk to me before I fell asleep, we were talking about our futures and so it's her fault I had such a wacky dream he he.

Not sure where we were in the dream but Jayde was telling me all about this medical research company that had approached her, they had offered her £10,000 to take 3 tablets, one pink, one green and one orange with purple dots.

They were researching hairy belly buttons.

Jayde told me how when they first approached her she had said she didn't have a hairy belly button but they went on to say they didn't mind, they wanted someone with just a belly button, hair or no hair and that she was perfect for their research.

Not being a lady to turn down £10,000 she took the tablets a few days before coming to see me.  She then went on to tell me that she had to wait 3 months before she was entitled to the money.

I was a bit worried.  I said to her, why 3 months?  She said she had to wait 3 months because that's how long the side effects will hang about.  I then asked her if she'd had any side effects.  She said no, and said not even a hair in my belly button, she then showed me her belly button and a huge sausage shaped thing appeared like a party animal balloon, right out of her belly button, growing and growing until it got to 18 inches! Jayde panicked and so did I... 

She was like, OMG I can't wear a bikini anymore, I have a sausage growing out of my belly button!

I calmed her down with a wet flannel on her head and we sang Justin Bieber together... LOL

Jayde then decided she still wanted the £10,000 and wouldn't be getting the sausage removed before the 3 months was up.

We then wrapped her sausage round her waist like a belt and accessorized it with vajazzles.

Then I woke up.