Letting slip a bit of information to someone that you could only know through Facebook stalking - WHOOPS
Calling your Boss 'MUM,'
Snort giggling through your nose when you have a cold... you've all done it!
When there is no toilet paper in the public toilet and your friend passes you a little square under the door so you have to ask for more...
Predictive text messaging!
Being forced via emotional blackmail to name your baby after a relative who's name is so horrible you throw up a little in your mouth
When your 4 year old niece sees your spots and asks 'What are all those dots on your face?'
Trying to get passed someone in the street or a corridor and you both move the same way so it looks like you're doing a stupid dance
The 3rd time of saying 'PARDON?' you still can't hear/understand so you just smile and nod
You don't understand the joke but you laugh like it's the funniest thing you've ever heard
Crying at EastEnders...
When you go to a restaurant and the person sat in front of you is like 'Ooo that looks nice, can I try a bit?' NO!
Waving at a stranger you thought was your friend.. she's not them, in fact that's a man
When you forget your pin number...
A child just sneezed all over their hands and now wants to hold hands with you
When no one likes that FaceBook status you thought was really, really witty
Accidental iMessage hopping - you know you've sent THE TEXT to the wrong person
When is your baby due? - Oh no... I'm just fat
Missed your stop on the train, you jump up like a complete loon, squeal then realise no one else knows you've got it wrong so just sit back down and wait for the next stop in style
This post is associated with the blog challenge set by Elizabeth from rosalilium.com
'blog every day in May 2014'
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